Showing posts with label idiosyncracies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label idiosyncracies. Show all posts

8.25.2009

Can't win for losin'

So, a while back I took up playing the Win For Life lottery. No big investment here; a single $1 ticket, twice a week. Two bucks a week is pretty cheap entertainment – heck, I spend three times that on Coke every week. And my expectations are not high; while the overall chance of winning any prize in a drawing is 1 in 21, by far the bulk of that chance (roughly 1 in 23) involves matching three numbers out of seven drawn, for the somewhat underwhelming payoff of $2. (By contrast, the chance of actually hitting the jackpot, $1000 a week for life, is 1 in something over 5 million.)

Still, two bucks is two bucks, and a $2 winner now and then would help to further cut the cost of my cheap entertainment. So it was somewhat frustrating to realize that 26 weeks of a $2 a week subscription ticket
– that's 52 drawings – were drawing to a close without returning a single $2 winner; statistically speaking, 52 drawings might be expected to produce at least a couple of those 3-matches-out-of-7 deals. But no; I had seen a bare handful of 2-out-of-7 matches, a few more 1-out-of-7s, nothing more.

So last Sunday I was gratified to note, when I checked Saturday night's numbers, that I had finally gotten 3 out of 7 and would get a measly two bucks back.

There was just one catch: with impeccable timing, my subscription ticket had expired with last Wednesday's drawing. I had gotten a renewal notice from the Virginia Lottery three weeks before, but with my usual procrastination had neglected to renew it.

My only consolation is that it was only $2 I missed out on. Just imagine how I would feel right now if it had been The Big One...

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5.25.2008

Good with burned toast

Some time ago I wrote about my odd tendency to misread signs and headlines, with sometimes disturbing results. Well, I've gathered another batch of such cognitive misfires, which I present for your analysis.

  • At $57.99, the Cheap Twill Jackets advertised for sale at a department store seemed mischaracterized. But maybe the price is more reasonable for Chaps Twill Jackets.
  • I don't think I'm unusually squeamish, but I cringed when I saw a local optometrist's sign offering Compressive Eye Exams. I think I'll take my ocular health concerns elsewhere, even after realizing his exams are actually "comprehensive".
  • I thought the newspaper headline "Fading mental powers 'very big problem' among U.S. senators" was remarkably candid, until I realized that it was "U.S. seniors" that had the problem.
  • You can get just about anything in the myriad local strip malls -- according to one storefront sign, apparently even Therapeutic Marriage. My double take revealed that, in reality, the therapeutic offering was only "Massage".
  • The job listings in today's paper included an ad from a non-profit that assists adults with disabilities in finding employment. I thought that hiring an Employment Specialist for the Dead might be taking the definition of "disability" a bit too far. But it turns out the employment specialist was going to be specializing in the Deaf, who are certainly much better suited to employment.
  • An article about apple butter in the newspaper food section claimed "It's good with burned toast or bagel." Frankly, I don't think anything goes well with burned toast. But "buttered toast", yeah.
  • But that's nothing compared to the description, again in the food section, of a cookbook that's all about cupcakes, including instructions for embellishing them with fun motifs such as "butterflies and dog feces". I cannot describe how relieved I was to find, on second look, that it was "dog faces".

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2.08.2008

Creature of habit

Speaking of gas stations (OK, so it was a pretty tenuous reference to base a segue on, but nevertheless...), the little spiral notebook I keep in my car to record my gas purchases and mileage tells an odd tale of the power of force of habit. See, the earlier entries are almost invariably for an exact whole-dollar or half-dollar amount. Then, after a spell of increasing instances of purchases ending in 0.25 or 0.75, suddenly the amount becomes pretty much random.

So what's going on here? Well, my peculiar gas-pumping habits go back to early in my marriage, before I had ever actually pumped gas myself. (Yes, I know I'm really showing my age here.) When I first got married, gas stations still had attendants who came out and asked "Fill'er up?" Self-service pumps were still a novelty, and not even legal in some states. Typically, my husband would ask for, say, $4 worth. (Gas was also about, oh, 30 to 35 cents a gallon.) We paid cash for our gas, and whole-dollar amounts were much more convenient than having to make change.

A few years later, full-service pumps were the novelty, and the price had gone up, but now my husband pumped the gas (I never had to fill the tank on our lone vehicle, because he always took care of it). And he always filled it to a whole dollar whenever possible, again because it was a lot quicker and easier to drop a $10 bill on the counter than wait for change. Finally, in 1982, I got my own car -- a red Dodge Charger -- and suddenly found myself holding the trigger on the gas nozzle, and paying the tab. And I, too, filled the tank to a whole dollar for convenience in paying with cash.

Eventually a gas station convenient to my route home from work got those new-fangled credit card readers on the pumps so you didn't even have to go to the attendant to pay, so I finally switched to charging my gas to cut down on my need to carry cash. But here's the kicker: I continued to stop the pump just short of an even dollar and click the trigger repeatedly to hit the dollar mark! No reason for it now -- just habit, so ingrained that it never occurred to me that even amounts didn't mean diddly-squat when you weren't getting change.

Fast forward to 2003. By then, I was divorced, moved to Virginia, and on my third car... and still trying to pump whole-dollar amounts of gas, in the face of skyrocketing gas prices that made it ever more difficult to hit an exact amount, when the slightest click of the trigger seemed to disgorge at least a nickel's worth of juice.

And then one day, I had an epiphany of sorts. I don't know what triggered it, but suddenly, I realized that I was in the grip of a habit that had long since outlived its utility. I didn't have to pump a round-number value of gas into my car. It didn't matter if the pump read $25.00, or $25.01, or even a wild and crazy $25.37. The credit card reader would accept it without complaint and without causing me a second's inconvenience. And so I kicked the habit, cold turkey: Now, when the pump automatically shuts off, I put the nozzle away and replace my gas cap without a second thought. It may not seem very radical to you, but it meant overcoming a habit of 25 years' standing.

How about you? Have you ever found yourself doing something totally irrelevant out of force of habit? I'd hate to think I'm the only one.

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4.22.2007

Ayuh.

This quiz (thanks to Jason for the link) nailed my accent perfectly. Uncanny, when you consider that I wasn't even totally sure on some of the questions whether I pronounced them the same or differently.

What American accent do you have?
Created by Xavier on Memegen.net

Eastern New England. Whether or not you pronounce r's, you have the sound of Boston, New Hampshire, and Maine about you.

Take this quiz now - it's easy!
We're going to start with "cot" and "caught." When you say those words do they sound the same or different?



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7.25.2006

Cheesecake Bay Oysters and Violent Smoke Alarms

I don't know if there is a name for this phenomenon: I frequently misread signs, headlines, ads, etc., at first glance, with bizarre and even disturbing results. Sometimes it's due to unreadable typefaces; more often, I think, just an apparent misfire in the old neurons. Either way, I have to wonder what makes my brain process perfectly innocuous input into such strange possibilities. Here are a few of my recent misreadings.

  • A store ad appeared to be offering Butterfly Premium Jeans. The mundane reality was Buttonfly Premium Jeans.
  • An oceanfront apartment (condo?) complex I passed on one of my lunchtime walks was named, I thought, Holy Dunes. A bit odd, perhaps, but there was a church nearby, so I didn't think about it too hard. A second pass-by a couple of weeks later and I realized it was actually Holly Dunes. (This one was a typeface snafu. Someone got artsy-fartsy with the text.)
  • The Cheesecake Bay oysters advertised in a local supermarket ad sounded quite decadent. Alas, they were really just ordinary Chesapeake Bay oysters. Good, no doubt, but not cheesecake.
  • Now, why would anyone be interested in the "Best Sinus Headaches Now" touted in a Google ad I spotted on some blog? IMHO, "best" and "sinus headache" just don't go in the same sentence. Oh, wait, they're actually inviting me to "Beat Sinus Headaches Now." That's more like it.
  • An ominous ad on HGTV.com promised a Violent Smoke Alarm. I think I'd prefer the Vigilant Smoke Alarm that it turned out to be.
  • But perhaps the best indication to date that I need psychoanalysis and/or new bifocals was the slip of paper that fell out of my Cingular cell phone bill the other day, exhorting me to "Sign up for cingular autopsy -- and relax." Imagine my relief to discover that they only wanted me to sign up for cingular autopay -- which I'm already signed up for, thanks.
Does this happen to anyone else? If it did, would you admit it?

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6.15.2006

Can't teach an old Romulan new tricks

As I mentioned a couple of weeks ago, I had to move from my company's main office to its auxiliary site, which is about a mile closer to home. Now, given my known difficulties in changing set habits -- back when I moved from an apartment to my house, for at least a year I would periodically space out and miss the (earlier) exit I needed to take from 264 going home from work -- I was fully expecting to spend my first week or more bypassing the turn for the office and finding myself en route to corporate. But to my surprise, I settled into the new route with no problems.

Until this week. Monday morning I experienced a classic case of delayed-reaction habit regression. (I just invented that phrase.) When I came to, I was in the left lane of Laskin Road at the light where I needed to turn right. So onward to the Farm Fresh where I could turn around in the parking lot and head back to my turnoff.

Relatively trivial fix at this point, but now I'm taking bets on how long it'll be, when we move the whole company to the old VEC building on Viking Drive, before I find myself on 264 heading for the Oceanfront when I should be parked and walking in the door to my office.

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