The Secret of Life?

Pick the Right Company
If your company sells a product that people need, there's almost nothing you can do to stop them from trying to give you money. That's a very liberating thought. Try to work for companies that make essential things like electricity and clean water and cable television and phone service. If you work in one of those places, you don't even have to pretend you care about your customers.

– Scott Adams, Dilbert and the Way of the Weasel

Sure hope that Water Department job I just applied for on one of the local city websites comes through.